The Ghost Hunt, Minus the App Store
Search for a ghost detector and everything you find is a mobile app — a download, a permissions screen, and an ad wall before the first sweep. This one is just a web page: open it, arm your haunting, hand the phone over. It works in any phone, tablet, or laptop browser, installs nothing, records nothing, and never asks for the camera, microphone, or location. The radar sweep, the EMF needle, the crackling and the sting — all synthesized locally, all theater.
You Are the Ghost
The idle screen does half the work: the needle rests low but never sits still — organic wobble, jitter, the occasional small "interference" spike that makes everyone lean in. What your victims can't know is that idle readings are mathematically capped below the detection zone: left alone, this detector never finds anything. The other half is you. Tap the left third of the title bar and a slow approach is armed — roughly 5 quiet seconds, then the readings climb, the LEDs march into the red, a blip drifts across the radar toward the center, and the machine announces PRESENCE DETECTEDwith a low, dissonant sting. The right third arms a near-instant big detection for the "it's right behind you" moment, and the middle toggles quiet mode, pinning the needle to the floor so you can "prove" the kitchen is clear before leading everyone somewhere darker.
Arm again while a haunting is running and it queues — up to 4in a row, fired back to back — so you can script an entire séance before the phone leaves your hand. Pre-type a "presence name" (a grandparent, a former neighbor, the class hamster) and the detection screen names it. Practice mode shows the hidden zones and your armed queue while you rehearse; fullscreen hides every instruction from your audience.
For the Record: It Detects Nothing
This is a toy. No phone, app, or website can detect ghosts — and real EMF meters, the gadgets this screen imitates, measure wiring and appliances, not spirits. Every ghost-detector app works exactly like this page: made-up readings dressed in radar green. We just tell you which — and give you the controls. The prank is a ten-second gag with a friendly reveal: once the screaming turns to laughing, show them the tap zones and let them run it on the next victim. The status light (or the C key) is your instant abort if anyone gets genuinely scared.
Complete the Séance Kit
The ghost detector pairs perfectly with the fake lie detector— "interrogate" whoever claims they don't believe in ghosts — and the mind reading prank, where the spirits answer questions directly. Send remote friends a disguised jumpscare link, settle who sleeps nearest the closet with a rigged coin flip, and find the whole collection at prank & gag tools.